My friend set me
up on a blind date friend of his. I was supposed to meet my date at 8pm but got
there early because I was nervous and wanted a few drinks to chill myself out.
Anyway, I ended
up having a few too many and by the time he got there I was feeling quite tipsy.
I carried on
drinking with him until I started feeling sick so I went to the toilet and threw
up, felt fine so carried on drinking. After a while, we were having a great time but
I started to feel really pissed and sick again so i went to the toilet to throw
up again. However, this time I was sick and started to have diarrhea! So i was
throwing up one minute then turning round and shitting at the same time but it was
going everywhere and diarrhea was spraying all over the toilet seat!
This lad came
into the toilet and called my name which made me think he was going to come into
the cubicle so I sat down (in all my shit!) I assured him I was ok but having
just done that I stood up and threw up again, this made him push open the door
to check on me, so I had my back to him with shit all over my arse and it was
rolling down my legs like gravy browning!
Then I turn round
to look at him with sick all round my mouth rolling down my top! Not only was
he staring right at me but 3 or 4 girls using the toilets all stopped and
stared at me in this sorry state. I was so upset I just pulled my pants up
without wiping and walked through the Bar with my head held high stinking of
sick and shit and cried all the way home!!!!
The bastard never
rang me!!!!!
Wow, that's quite a story! What an experience, I would be utterly traumatised.
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