Bella Louise Spanking / Teasing Cane

Another Bella Louise Review.... Why the hell not!

 

 

 

In case you haven’t heard of Bella Louise, they are a newly established company based in the South East of the United Kingdom who are taking the BDSM Market by storm. With their unique collection of bespoke sex toys which can also be designed to fit discreetly around your home they promise to deliver a ‘product designed to attain to your every pleasure in a secure and professional manner.’

 

I have dealt with the lovely people at Bella Louise before and was over the moon to receive one of their Hand Crafted Spanking Canes in return for my honest review.

 

The Spanking Cane is available from the www.bellalouise.co.uk website and retails at a very pocket friendly £12.99. Delivery is also free in the mainland UK.

 

The Spanking Cane, like all the bespoke products is hand crafted by Mark, the Bella Louise technician and finished in the very best Danish oil. This is so that liquids are not absorbed into the wood and won’t affect the appearance or the strength of the cane. This procedure also ensures that the cane lasts as long as possible.

 

The Cane also includes the Bella Louise logo on the handle. However, I am told that the Hand Crafted range can also be personalised so you can ask for something different if you’d prefer.

 

The Cane arrived discreetly packaged in a large tubular box, It was individually wrapped in tissue paper and it was clear that real attention to detail had been paid to ensure that every aspect of the packaging was perfect.

 

On first inspection, the Cane is incredibly sleek and is very well made. There are no lumps or bumps on the design and no sharp edges and the tip is nicely rounded off. There is also a brown leather strap on the end of the Cane to put around your wrist for safety reasons.

 

True to form, Mark has maintained his status as a perfectionist and the product is of extremely high quality, I simply cannot fault it.

 

The dimensions of the Cane are approximately -

 

Length - 60 cm

Width – 2 cm

Depth – 1.4 cm

 

I was a little nervous about using a Spanking Cane as I have heard that they do sting quite a bit... obviously...  and I have never been a big fan of pain. However, I did surprise myself when I enjoyed experimenting with the Bella Louise Split Paddle so I threw caution to the wind and gave it a go.

 

 

The Cane is very light to hold and fits easily into my hand, the wood isn’t slippery or too soft and therefore very easy to grip and keep hold of. I tried brandishing it in quite a few different positions and found no awkwardness in the positioning as it moves easily into position....

 

Can’t you tell i am putting off the inevitable...

 

The Cane is extremely aerodynamic and cuts the air nicely when swinging, I like the SWOOSHING of a good spanking product and find that it’s an important part of the experience for me. The cane doesn’t disappoint and is lovely and ‘swooshy’.

 

Okay, I have put it off for long enough lets get down to some spanking!

 

As I am such a softie when it comes to hard spanking I found that experimenting with the cane and using it for a more gentle form of spanking was more enjoyable for me. I got the experience of feeling naughty and experimenting with something new without doing something that I knew I wouldn’t really enjoy. Compared to using a paddle, I found that as the area of impact is much smaller the pain is much more contained and even with teasing taps it still stings like mad.

Much less force is required for me but if used to full capacity this Cane will provide maximum punishment. It really does hurt!

 

The Cane leave distinct red marks so I would only recommend using it on area’s that you don’t intend to show off for a few days as I was covered in red welts for an hour or so afterwards from just light (ish) tapping.

 

On the whole, the BellaLouise Spanking Cane is a really great product. Once again, I found that the time and care that has gone into creating this hand crafted Cane doesn't only stop with the immaculate design and beautiful finish of the product. It is carried on throughout the whole experience with the Bella Louise company and they really are a pleasure to deal with.

 

 

 

 

 

Recession Proof Your Sex Life by Making Your Own Sex Toys

 

Make Your Own Sex Toys

by

Matt Pagett

When I spotted this little Gem in the Lake District a few months ago I snapped it up in seconds! Despite owning a Sex Toy business I do struggle to buy new sex toys, especially when annoying expenses like bills and food constantly get in the way.

However, I have never been very good at annything remotely crafty and my motor skills are terrible. How will this book fare with a novice like me?

 

Therefore I am setting myself a challenge, to recession-proof not only my own Sex Life but the Sex Life of the whole entire nation by using this book to create some home made Sex Toys and showing you Step - By - Step how to do it too. If you have any home made creations of your own please share them and i'll attempt to make them too.

 

I will also rate each home made toy so you know whether it is something that you would like to try and make too.

 

However, please note that I will take no responsibility for any injuries caused by any home made toys. Also, I would be a rubbish person to sue as clearly I have no money...

 

So Lets Get Started.

 

As a treat for the other half I decided to start with a toy for him, our Wedding Anniversary is coming up and there isnt much money for gifts so I decided to make him 'The Bubble Wrap Blow' which is a masturbation sleeve.

 

According to the book it takes approximately 3 minutes to create and skill level is Intermediate.

I needed – Bubble Wrap, Towel, Sellotape and Lube, easy peasy!

Stage One

 

I cut the bubble wrap to the required girth (i guessed this using a vibrator as it was a surprise) with the bubbles facing inside.

 

I used the sellotape to stick it down too, although this isn't in the instructions, it just looked nicer.

The finished article.

Stage Two

Cut the towel or a piece of material and wrap it around the outside of your bubble sleeve, to help with grip.

 

 

Stage Three

Now that your sleeve is ready to use, fill it with your favourite Lubricant, I’ve used Give Lube Premium Aqua Gel here.

The bubbles in the bubble wrap add extra stimulation and a cost effective twist to your masturbation regime.

The Verdict

It took me longer that 3 minutes simply because I am all fingers and thumbs but I was pleased with how it looked at the end. 

 

Excitedly, I presented the other half with his home made masturbation sleeve and to my astonishment, was met with a look of absolute horror. He flatly refused to use it and claimed that it was an awful contraption.

 

Also, because i'd stuck the sleeve with sellotape he pointed out that it was now far too small and I would have been better leaving it open as instructed. Good Point, I suppose.... next time I will remember not to deviate from the instructions.

 

He is now sat in the other room watching Snooker and playing with the sleeve by popping the bubbles. In short, the 'Bubble Wrap Blow' was a passion killer.

So, not brilliant for my husband but I do think that the concept works quite well. If someone gives it a try let me know!

Review Idol Finalists REVEALED...

After painstaking deliberations and lots of arguing, the Review Factor line up has been chosen. Thank you to everyone who took the time to send an entry and all entrants will receive a free gift for their trouble so please forward your addresses.

The winner will receive a regular review spot for Voluptasse for the next twelve months and will be allowed to keep their review products.

Our final line up are –

Sophie M

Mistress Velvet

Xtra Curricular

Amc

Lorna Ross

Congratulations! Please contact me to receive your first product.

The Battered Teacup

On flicks the kettle, the bright orange light illuminates the gloom in the dark kitchen, its been a long day and he sighs wearily as he reaches for a mug and plonks it noisily onto the kitchen worktop.

He reaches into the old tea caddy pulls out the small square teabag, he fingers the grainy bag and checks it for holes and throws it clumsily into the old battered teacup. He glances at the cup in surprise. He hasn’t seen this cup in years and is immediately drawn back to that cold winters night in 1979.

Elaine holding the shiny new cup to her lips and blowing softly as she shivers with the cold, her eyes meeting his as she takes a sip…

The hint of a smile plays on his lips as the kettle continues to heat noisily and he dumps two spoonful’s of sugar into the cup. His eyes twinkle slightly as he recalls the electricity in the room as they edge closer together…

The bright light from the fridge as he reaches for the small carton of milk takes him back to the open fire and the light of the flames dancing against Elaine’s cool flushed cheek as he leans forward for a kiss…

The steam from the boiling kettle warms his skin as he pours the water into the battered teacup, coaxing him back to memory of the heat of their bodies as they made love against the fire, becoming increasing frantic as they began to reach that sweet surrender that they found in each other’s arms that cold winters night.

He adds the milk and stirs the teabag, dreaming fondling of lying wrapped up together in his old tatty blanket and spending the night talking about the future. Elaine wanted a career in Law and was studying for her degree. He was a builder but wanted to be a writer. Dawn came far too soon that night…

Smiling broadly now, he passes the battered teacup to his darling Elaine. He kisses her lightly on the forehead and strokes her hair gently. She smiles her gratitude wearily as she caresses his arm. She was still here, his beautiful Elaine 35 years later and still using that battered old teacup.

Guest author Alan Nonimouse - Erotic Fiction

“I’m a disaster”

He looked up at the woman straddled across his lap, a momentary bemusement crossing his
face.

“I know it’s weird saying this right now but I want to take things slow, I don’t want to lead you on. This year has been...”

She paused.

“A disaster?” he offered, sitting forward on the sofa and kissing her passionately once more.

“Erm...yeah” she managed breathlessly a moment later.

He wished he could say that this was his most interesting second date but so far it wasn’t even that. But still...

“...Hell of a second date” he said, moving away from her now rosy red lips and gently kissing her neck, starting just below her jaw and tenderly making his way down towards her shoulder, brushing aside the collar of a loose fitting top and carefully navigating his moist tongue
around the black bra strap revealed. He felt the electricity jolt through him as he tasted her warm skin.

A low “mmm” was all she could manage in reply.

They’d met scant few days previous in an out of the way (and apparently deserted on this dreary springtime evening) pub and the sparking was evident immediately, her sultry gazes into his eyes punctuating the thankfully few lulls in conversation. She was gorgeous with bright hazelnut eyes and curled dark
auburn tresses that fell down almost randomly from her head. A freshly qualified doctor at one of the local hospitals, she more than had the smarts to match her looks too. But almost despite himself, it was her figure that he was drawn to. From the moment she’d walked through the door he’d been fixated on her amazing curves. As the saying went, they were definitely in all the right places.

Outside at night’s end she had quipped about the awkward post-date awkward ‘do they don’t they’ moment and he’d responded by doing what he’d longed to do for most of the night. Grasping her
firmly by the waist he pulled her in closer, the alluring fragrance that had been hanging in the air for hours finally filling his lungs as he took a deep breath of her in.

“They do” He said, finally pressing his lips up against hers and kissing her.

The first enquiring, tentative and soft moments swiftly faded away as she ran her tongue along the bottom of his lip and met his. Passion engulfed them, momentarily transported away from the cold, dark, empty car park and into a world of their own making, everything else fading away. His hands ran across her back and down onto her pert rear as their kisses became more frantic and all encompassing. Far too brief minutes later and he broke away, reality tumbling back toward them as he remembered himself.

“So..see you again?” He managed to mentally restrain himself from
adding ‘soon’ and administered a severe lashing from even considering ‘please?’

She looked up at him with a strikingly innocent look across her face, still seemingly caught up in the moment.

“Definitely”

Her lips joined with his again as their frantic, excited dance began anew. She pressed her body even further into his and he could feel the lump that had, despite his best efforts, been slowly growing in the tight spaces of his jeans. She’d apparently noticed too and as one hand was busy ruffling through the hair at the back of his head, the other had forced it’s way between bodies and was slowly running up and down the length of his semi-erect cock.

This time it was her that broke the kiss but it was far more deliberate than his, her pelvis still firmly against his groin, her hand still teasing him through the material as the rest of her leant backwards.

“Most definitely” she reiterated before quickly and completely pulling away from him.

Without uttering another word she jumped into the drivers seat of her small Clio and drove away.

He let a small smile creep across his face. This was going to be fun.