Monday, 21 October 2013

Winner of Review Idol 2013


Congratulations to the brilliant and very unique Review Duo Xtra Curricular on winning our Review Idol 2013 competition!

They have won a regular review spot at Voluptasse and the opportunity to devise a wish list of chosen toys to review.

Thank you to everyone who took the time to enter the competition, it has been a great success and we look forward to all of your 2014 entries.

If you missed the winning Clone a Willy entry follow this link to read it again and for those who'd like to see more of Xtra Curricular you can follow their fun and informative Blog by clicking on the link.

Huge Thank you to The Cara Sutra for casting an expert eye over the review entries and giving invaluable tips to our writers and to everyone who took the time to vote!

Well done to our runner up Dynamite Minx and our third place winner Alis Addiction.

You can find all Reviewed products at Voluptasse.co.uk - use the discount code FIFTY to get £5.00 off all orders over £20.

Melissa Macfarlane
Owner and Founder of Voluptasse




Friday, 4 October 2013

Micro Erotic Poetry Competition - Win £35 to spend at Voluptasse


Welcome to the age of the Micro Poet! Having read some amazing Micro Poetry on Twitter this week I was inspired to ask our followers to join in the fun!

Win £35.00 to spend on anything from the Voluptasse website by commenting underneath this post with your fabulous Erotic poetry. There is only one catch.....

Your poem must be no more than 140 characters long for you to enter. There are no limits to the amount of entries you can make but all poems must be a separate and new poem to qualify.

Entries will not be accepted after the 31st October 2013 and our winner will be chosen on Monday 4th November. The winner will receive a discount code that can be used on the website against the item of their choice.

Good luck! 

  


Tuesday, 1 October 2013

Review Idol Round Three

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Voluptasse for sending me the Odeco Vibrator to test. The box the Odeco comes in is pretty minimal with a clear window so you know exactly what you are getting and the first thing I noticed about the Odeco was the colour, it is a deep, dark wine colour, a nice change from the usual pink or purple! On the packaging it tells you that 2 AAA batteries are required. Inside the box there is a little booklet with different models and how to work and care for your vibrator but no instructions how to fit the batteries. Thankfully it isn't rocket science and you just unscrew the unique handle, pop the batteries in and screw the handle back on. I was disappointed not to find a storage pouch to keep the vibrator in.
The vibrator measures about 7 inches with 5 of them being insertable and 4.25 inches in circumference. Made from high quality silicone, the shaft of the vibrator is ribbed for added pleasure. The Odeco is a one touch control vibrator, just press the button to switch on, and again to change speed or pattern, of which the Odeco has 7 different ones. When you turn the vibrator on the bottom lights up and changes with each different speed or pattern, handy for playing with the lights out! To turn off, simply just press the bottom for about 3 seconds.
The Odeco is a reasonably quiet vibe, no where near the noise of a rabbit or a wand, if noise is a factor for you, I found the TV was enough to drown the noise out. The strength of the vibrations on this vibe are varied depending on what mode you choose. The first and lowest setting is still quite a powerful setting, the next 2 are stronger and the other 4 settings escalate so you can mix up your play time. I'm sure everyone will find a setting that they like!
This really does feel like a high end vibrator, the high quality silicone shaft is so soft and the ribbed effect really does feel good inside. The unique 'O' shaped handle really is rather good, you are able to get a good grip if you have gone a bit OTT with the lube! The only thing lacking that distinguishes this from a high end vibrator is the fact that is is battery operated and not rechargable.
I normally prefer glass toys so it was a nice change to have such a nice vibrator, although the vibrations are quite strong, I wasn't able to orgasm without a little help from an added bullet. When I did however, I found my orgasms to be quite strong! In other play sessions I found the Odeco great for some foreplay as the shaft is so nice trailed over your body! With the unique 'O' shaped handle, it makes for a great anal vibrator too! This vibrator really is very versatile! I have tested this vibrator well and the Duracell batteries seem to be lasting well! The only other down side apart from it being battery operated instead of rechargable is that I couldn't find out if this vibrator is waterproof or not. I have just been extra carefully when cleaning it. It is really easy to clean, just a few squirts of sex toy cleaner or some soap and warm water.
Overall I would describe this as a good quality vibrator, at first glances it could be mistaken as a very high end vibrator! The down points are no pouch, battery instead of rechargeable and I couldn't find out if it was waterproof or not. I think I'm being very picky, it really is a great toy! Quality 4/5 Orgasm Rating 4/5 Quietness 3.5/5 Quality 4/5 Ease of use 5/5 The Odeco is available at Voluptasse for £46.99! http://www.voluptasse.co.uk/shop-online/product_info.php?products_id=1013&osCsid=2b270eb628ca685d564c2cd23a6301ef If you liked what you have read could you please comment 'like' in the comment box.

Review Idol Round Three: Clone-A-Willy

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We're extremely thrilled to be in Round Three, the final round of Review Idol. Even more thrilled when we received our final review item, the Clone-A-Willy Vibrator Create Your Own Penis Moulding Kit. We've always wanted to review this product and really couldn't wait to try this one out! Don't forget this is a competition so if you do enjoy our review and want to vote for us please leave the comment "like" at the bottom of the page.

Clone-A-Willy is an innovative way of creating a very personal sex toy. Perfect for when he's away or if you're in a long-distance relationship. The Clone-A-Willy kit makes a perfectly formed copy of your partners' penis, down to every last detail. The kit includes precise instructions on how to make the mould and obtain your very own body-safe, platinum cure silicone, vibrating and life-like dildo.

The toy is created by making a ‘negative’ mould of the penis and then filling the mould, when dry, with the liquid-rubber mixture to make the authentic, extremely detailed dildo. Insert the vibrator when the rubber's wet, wait 24 hours, and VoilĂ !

What's in the kit: Moulding Tube (1) , Moulding Powder (2), Thermometer (3), 2 Part Rubber Mix (4), Stir Stick (5), and Vibrator (6).

Clone-a-willy kit, everything that's in it
Everything that's in the kit

What extras you'll need: Scissors and a pen (that'll make a mark on the plastic Moulding Tube), duct/sellotape, measuring cup, large mixing bowl, timer, wooden spoon or spatula, small piece of cardboard, oh and an AA battery!

The instructions themselves highlight the importance of reading through three of the steps before continuing, this is to ensure you get the best possible product out of your kit. There are also some really useful tips included, like: 'Use a penis pump/cockring to help your penis stay harder for longer' and the very helpful 'what if my penis is crooked?' section.

Each chemical part of the kit is fully explained and each component listed, which is great as it ensures there are no allergic reactions to the materials. The moulding powder is completely body-safe and hypoallergenic and is derived from seaweed, which means the only part of the cloning process to touch the most sensitive part of your body is extremely safe. The finished dildo is made of body-safe silicone, phthalate and latex free, non-allergenic and is platinum cured, the gold standard of sex toy materials. The two rubber components are tested and contain no harmful ingredients.

We were going to illustrate step by step images to show how we cloned Mr. A's penis, however, when looking at the Clone-a-willy website we found their video to be very informative. It's perfect for showing you how the process works, on top of reading their excellent instructions.



They also have a NSFW version if that floats your boat!
 

What she says

 

We were so excited to try this out! This was one of those toys we'd heard about and really wanted to try, so anticipation was high, and I personally really wanted to own a toy based on Mr. A's perfect penis! So one quiet Saturday night in, we decided to try out the kit.

Gathering all of the contents, we saw that the instructions recommend reading step 3 to 5 before starting, and this really helped us to get the process right and on time. The reasoning behind this is, once the water is at the right temperature and you add this to the mould powder, you have 2 minutes to get the mixture into the tube and get his penis in there! We felt the pressure and really wanted to get the most out of this toy. To prepare, we made sure we knew the process in the instructions, and we had everything set up and ready beforehand. We also had an old tea towel on the floor, which we were glad we did as when he inserted his penis, some of the mixture splatted onto the floor. This wasn't a problem as we did the whole thing in our kitchen, to ensure none of the mixture got onto any of our carpets. By doing this, the moulding mixture dried into a rubbery consistency and was easily peeled off the floor, and surfaces were cleaned easily afterwards. This doesn't mean your cat won't come and investigate, thinking the mixture is milk and try to lick it (which was a funny sight seeing Mr.A with the moulding tube on his penis while trying to move the cat away)!!

I have to say, we had real fun making this toy! He demanded that I had to get him hard, and while he kept it that way (with the help of a cockring), I made sure the water temperature was right for the mixture. Getting the temperature right was harder than I thought, and I found it was easier to fill the measuring cup with warm water and see if the temperature was right, than to run the thermometer under the tap. Maybe have a go at getting this right before you start too; as this made me nervous we might get it wrong! We timed, mixed and then poured successfully, and Mr A had his penis in a mould.

Before putting the toy together, we had a look and try of the vibrator, which is a very simple design. AA battery controlled, simply screw off the cap, insert the battery, screw back on, and switch on. The vibrator felt quite powerful to hold, and even though it only had one setting, it felt strong enough to do its job. Inserted into the rubber, however, this did seem to dull the power of the toy down a little. Never-the-less, after a good clean with soap and water, I had a go with the toy.

The finished product is so detailed and fantastic! I was truly impressed with the life-like appearance! The silicone itself looks a little bubbly in places, and the feel of it is a little sticky, rather than smooth. I found adding water-based lube to the toy, made the surface incredibly smooth and soft and felt extremely life-like! I loved how Mr A's form had been captured perfectly; every vein and bump of skin, and the oh-so-perfect curve that means he always hits the right spot! I was very excited to try out this toy!

I actually found the vibrations enough to do the job and I found this was a really interesting toy to try out. The whole experience was very enjoyable, we had a really good laugh making it and this is now one of my favourites due to its very personal nature. One downside is that the toy doesn't come with anything to store your new vibrator in, so I had to use the satin bag of a previous toy to keep my spare Mr. A clean and stored neatly. This toy has many positives as a woman and as a couple. I would really recommend this as a sexy, intimate experience. The life-like familiarity was amazing, and I really enjoyed Mr A's perfectly natural curve touching my G-spot, something I can't usually get from anything other than the real thing!


What he says

 

As soon as I opened the Clone-a-willy kit I thought, “shit…everyone’s going to see my penis”. Once the worry of exposing my family jewels to the Internet had past, I couldn’t wait to get playing with this moulding kit.

On the Saturday night just before X-Factor I couldn’t resist the urge any more. I brought the kit downstairs and I stripped down naked in the kitchen. I was already practically hard with the thought of the fun Miss K and I was about to have.

My main worry about this kit wasn’t putting my penis into some odd setting liquid with the chance of it getting stuck, but more the fact there were a lot of instructions. I know that Miss K is appalling at following instructions, so while trying to stay hard I was trying to keep a beady eye on her to make sure she was following them fully. All I can say is she really impressed me with her scientific precision and strict timings throughout. This either shows how well written the Clone-a-willy kit instructions are, or Miss K really wanted a perfect copy of my penis.

While Miss K was working on the moulding mixture I was keeping myself erect, using a cockring ensured blood supply stayed in my penis and also made my little fella look more impressive. Once Miss K had the mixture ready she pored it into the moulding tube and it was ready for me to insert my penis into. Like Miss K has said, make sure you're not on carpet as the tube will overflow when you're inserted into it. Once you're in, it's just a case of waiting till the mixture is set. It's not an unpleasant feeling being in the tube, just a little odd. As my penis has a slight curve I could see the head of it at the side of the mould, to stop this the instructions recommend your rotate the tube around. Rotating the tube helped and ensured the final results weren't misshaped in any way.

Once the couple of minutes of setting time were up it was really easy to slide my penis out of the mould. The mixture had splashed a bit on my chest and testicles but as it had dried it was really easy to clean off (like wise where it had splashed on the towel and tiled floor). Now it was a case of leaving it 3 hours to set properly before we added the rubber mixture, so we sat back down to watch Saturday night TV. Just before bed we started the final step of adding the rubber mixture. In the mould water had started to form, so to stop this we just tipped it out into the sink so we could carry on. As I wasn't butt naked and erect in the kitchen this time I was able to help with the final part. As Miss K prepared the square piece of cardboard to support the vibrator, I put some elbow grease into combining the two rubber mixes.

Both of us were a little concerned that there wouldn't be enough mixture to fill the mould, so we cut a bit off the top of the penis mould just in case. This is something we shouldn't have done, the rubber mixture went quite a long way and as soon as we added the vibrating bullet to the mould the liquid rubber overflowed out of the toy. Having a look at the Clone-A-Willy website you might require extra rubber mixture if your penis is over 9 inches.

24hrs later and my replica penis was ready. I was looking forward to seeing the end results and see if it was as the kit describes. I was extremely impressed with the outcome; the Clone-A-Willy kit really does create a perfect replica. From a guy perspective it's bloody weird holding a replica of your penis in your hands, being able to see it at every angle and at eye level is something us guys don't get the chance to do. A few months ago I was asked to write a review for a penis pump, in it I talked about penis confidence and being happy with the penis size you have. I really think this kit could help build a bit of confidence for anyone this may affect. Seeing your penis close up and detached from your body you'd be amazed how much bigger you are in comparison to what you think you are.

The Clone-A-Willy kit has really impressed me, the quality is of a good standard and from the companies website it sounds like the toy itself will out last me (makes for an interesting family heirloom)! I love the idea of when I'm at work Miss K can still use my penis, I also like the idea of using it on Miss K while she's pleasuring me. It's great fun as a couple to make, and I wouldn’t recommend you create it on your own, as it’d be too difficult.

So I’ll end my part of the review by letting you decide if you see the end results or not…


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Click to view the final outcome

 

Tips

  • Watch / read the instructions carefully to get the most out of your toy.
  • Get him into the mood by shutting the blinds and getting naked (worked for us!)
  • Create your masterpiece in an environment without carpets (just in case!)
  • Be prepared! Try to get the temperature of the water right before so you know what to expect.
  • Set out all the equipment you'll need.
  • Mark the amount of water needed with a marker pen on the measuring container.
  • Wash thoroughly with soap and water before use, making sure the vibrator doesn't get wet.
  • Use water-based lube with your toy for maximum enjoyment!
  • Keep in its own bag or container, in a cool dry place that will maximise the lifespan of this toy!
 

 

Where to buy

 

Voluptasse

The Clone-A-Willy is available in Light Tone, Dark Tone, Glow in the Dark, Hot Pink and Jet Black colours, although Voluptasse currently stock the Light Tone. Hopefully with the help of this review Mel will be encouraged to increase the range she stocks! Who doesn't want their partners penis in Glow-in-the-dark form!?

Clone-A-Willy - Light Tone - £38.99  

 

 

Rating

 

8/10

Overall, the vibration performance of this toy doesn't impress, so it loses a few scores for its simple vibrator and lack of storage. We think this toy could suit a luxe version; we'd definitely pay a little more for a slightly stronger vibrator.

However, as an incredibly fun novelty item and fully functional sex toy, this was both a brilliant experience to make and to use! The whole experience was incredibly interesting, particularly for us both to see his penis in all its glory! Perfect for those in a long-distance relationship, I'll definitely be using this toy when missing Mr A!  

Wednesday, 4 September 2013

Review Idol Finalists Revealed...


Well done to everyone who entered our Review Idol Competition!

Our finalists have been revealed as the delightful Miss Minx and the unique review duo Mr A and Miss K.

The final review products have been chosen and will be posted out to our amazing finalists this week.

Reviews must be scheduled to go live on the Blog on Tuesday October 1st for 9.30 am and be labelled Review Idol Round Three.


Voting closes on Tuesday 15th October and our regular reviewer will be crowned once the votes are counted.

Good luck!

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Thursday, 15 August 2013

Spoilt for choice...


It's a busy time for Reviewers with more Sex Toy retailers utilising bloggers to help spread the word about new products on the Market. 

Reviewing is so important to a retailer as it is a first hand experience with our product and can be the difference between a lot of sales or shelving a product that we wouldn't want to send out to a customer. 

A good review also provides a wealth of information about about getting the best out of the product by someone who has a lot of experience with this kind of product or has very limited experience like a consumers who don't buy very often. Either way, they are invaluable.

Why not post a review of your experience  with a product on our www.voluptasse.co.uk website and share your experience? 

Also, keep an eye on our Blog for up to date reviews on some of the newest products available and our feedback about the newest sizzling reads.

If you want more information about a product... Just ask! 

If you want to add a guest review of your own on our Voluptasse Blog please contact us. The more the merrier! 

Thursday, 1 August 2013

IGino review - A jack Hammer for the Clit?



Is it a Music Player? Is it a Phone? No, it’s a cleverly disguised clitoral vibrator from the fast moving, forward thinking IGinoCompany!

As soon as I clapped eyes on the iGinoOne I was intrigued. It comes in a lovely little storage box which is similar to the box that you get with an Iphone 4 or 5. The box contains a power lead, a lovely little black pouch, a two pin American adapter and a two pin European adapter that slots nicely into the back of the American Plug for worldwide usage,and some very peculiar foam pieces. I looked for some kind of explanation as to what the strange pieces were but paper instructions left me blank.
Undeterred, I decided to do some further investigation!

A few minutes on the iGino website (www.i-gino,com) and I discovered that these foam attachments were EVA Foam attachments that were made to soften the vibration of the nub for the more sensitive user. Very clever and pretty at the same time but I do worry about durability of the foam pieces and the cost of replacing them? Can they be replaced?

I was a little disappointed to see that the iGino wasn’t waterproof, especially as it had so many forward thinking features like the USB charging function and the unique design but it is splash proof so some light waterplay shouldn’t cause too much damage. I decided to test this later…
The unit measures approximately 4 inches in length and is two inches wide. The lid of the unit comes of easily by pulling it and it is simply replaced afterwards to keep your toy safe and clean.I like this feature as I am quite anal (ahem) about keeping my toys clean a free from germs.

The iGino website recommends cleaning the product with Sex Toy cleaning wipes and not submerging the product in water it so I gave it a good but tentative wipe down before use. They advise against using an alcohol based sex toy cleaner on this product too as it may cause damage.

The foam flower can only be cleaned using soap and water only which I found a little irritating as I like to just use one product to clean everything. Again I don’t see this information in the instructions, only on the iGino website.  Important information like this should be clearly marked in the instructions, particularly if a customer has spent a lot of money on this product. Also, using soap and water to clean foam attachment will surely cause it deteriorate quite quickly so this doesn’t seem like an ideal solution for longevity of the product.

The Unit arrived with some charge but it is recommended that you charge for a good 8 hours before using it. It fits perfectly onto the USB port on my laptop and is so discreet that nobody even noticed that it was a vibrator. No questions were asked at all which I found pleasing and quite reassuring when I have a house filled with inquisitive children. They have a knack of hunting down things that they shouldn't and it doesn't matter how well hidden they are!

The iGino is compatible with water based, silicone based and natural oil lubricants and usage of any other products with this toy may cause damage to the product. This information is contained within the instructions and also on the website.


The nub on the iGino is designed to move from side to side to replicate the fingers of a woman when she is masturbating. I have never seen a product use this method before and I like that the iGino is offering something different than other clitoral stimulation toys, particularly as they can get rather dull after a while. When using the iGino I found quite tricky to manoeuvre the unit into the correct position where the nub could reach my clitoris comfortably. I also made the mistake of using a lubricant the first time which may it far too slippery and impossible to keep hold of which was slightly off putting.

Once I was up and running I found that the nub was very powerful and only the lightest touch was required. The flower attachment does dull the strong vibration slightly but it is still an incredibly powerful vibrator which can at times border on uncomfortable, especially as I couldn’t use my beloved lubes.

I found that the noise of the product was a little too loud for my liking but it wasn’t loud enough to be heard through the bedroom door so it isn’t a major catastrophe. I even tried it out in the shower, being the rebel that I am, and it worked perfectly fine although I was careful not to get it too wet. It does become very slippery in water too so I wouldn’t recommend it if you are worried about the product breaking but it did withstand a little water with no issues.



Overall, the iGino was a decent product but it didn’t blow me away. For a product that retails at 99 Euro’s I would expect a wider variety of settings. I like to be teased with different settings and the one standard setting is a little too strong for me. It felt like a clitoral Jack Hammer. The instructions need to be much clearer regarding the care of the product and an explanation of the foam attachments would be beneficial to the consumer. I would like to see a longer nub for easier manoeuvre, grips to stop it from slipping and for it to be used safely in water. I also feel that the iGino attachments need to be more durable and replacements should be readily available on the website.


However, I loved the discreet design and the fact this is rechargeable and therefore a cost effective product. It is very discreet and wouldn't cause any raised eyebrows if discovered as it looks just like a music player or a phone. The Charging unit lights up when the product is charging so you know that it is plugged in properly which is helpful and it switches on very easily using a manual switch on the side. There is also a longer wire included so you can also charge it out of sight if you’d prefer. The results when you can get the iGino in the right position are a powerful orgasm but my clitoris felt quite tender afterwards despite only using a light touch.

It’s a toy that can be used alone or with a couple so it still has lots of potential for foreplay usage. Admittedly, I still have lots to discover about offerings of the iGinoOne and I am looking forward to getting more acquainted! For a first design it really is an interesting product and I look forward to seeing what iGino will come up with in the future. They are clearly a company with an eye for something different and their informative website is illustrative of their desire to maintain high standard of customer service.



Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Review Idol Round 2: Vibrating Strapless Thong

The Vibrating Strapless Thong from Pipedreams Fetish Fantasy Series is a C-string, which is basically an Alice band that slots over your crotch. It is wider on one end to provide some coverage of your vagina, while the slimmer end nestles between your buttocks to keep it held in position. The front panel also has a small pocket inside which contains a mini vibrating bullet for hands-free stimulation.

The thick cardboard packaging it comes in is far from discreet. Almost every side of the box features an image of a woman wearing nothing but the vibrating thong. There's also a lot of wasted space inside the box, which measures 8.25 inches tall, 5.5 inches wide and 3 inches in depth.


The thong has a full length of 12.5 inches from one end around to the other, and is 3 inches at its widest point. The support wire is about 1 cm thick and feels very similar to the under-wire in a bra, but a little less rigid. The wire is covered in black nylon fabric and the triangular mesh panel features a leopard print design.


With regular thongs most of the support comes from the waistband. Without that support, this strapless thong places all the pressure on your intergluteal cleft (the groove between your buttocks) which proves uncomfortable pretty quickly and can cause chafing.

The support wire springs back into its original shape which, in theory, should help it cling to your body, but has the opposite effect for me. It gradually slides down away from my crotch as the two ends of the thong draw towards each other. This seems to be aggravated by movement so I would not advise wearing this under a skirt, especially to a nightclub; It would be highly embarrassing to have your vibrating thong accidentally fall off onto the dance floor.

The box states that it could be used as beachwear but it’s extremely skimpy and doesn't provide much coverage at all therefore, unless it’s a nudist beach, you may find yourself facing a charge for indecent exposure.

The Vibrating Strapless Thong didn't come with cleaning instructions, but I would suggest washing it by hand along with your other delicates.

The mini plastic bullet that comes supplied with this thong is 2.25 inches long and about 2 inches in circumference. It offers multi-speed vibrations, which are controlled via a twist base and are powered by 3 LR44 batteries. The vibrations are quite strong but very buzzy and surface-level.


The bullet vibrator loosely slips into a small mesh pocket inside the thong. It’s easier to insert the bullet into the pocket before putting the thong on. Likewise, it’s very awkward to change the settings on the bullet while wearing the thong, so I would advise removing the thong beforehand. 


When the bullet is inserted into the pocket the front of the thong bulges out slightly, making it less discreet. You can also hear a low buzzing sound through your clothes when on the higher vibration settings.


The Vibrating Strapless thong comes with a blindfold. The blindfold measures 7.25 x 3.75 inches and has a thin, elasticated band that is about 12 inches long unstretched.


The material feels very thin and papery, it even rustles as you crinkle it up. You can’t see through the material but there’s a gap around the nose which you can see out of easily and lets in light. I find that when I'm wearing it the edges fold over too, and could really benefit from some padding to reinforce the eye mask shape.

Pros:
+ Breathable mesh
+ Good for use with sunbeds
+ Batteries included

Cons:
- Uncomfortable
- Falls off quite easily
- Weak stimulation
- Better suited for those with a smaller frame

Bottom Line:*
I'm not a fan of under-wires in my bras, why would I want them in my panties?

*Tries to resist making obvious thong joke.

If you enjoyed reading my review of the Vibrating Strapless Thong please comment with 'like' to vote for me. 

Review Idol: Round 2 - TENGA Egg Misty

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We're so happy to have made it into Round 2 of Review Idol, thank you to everyone who took the time out to read and 'like' our review. Here goes review number two. 

Our review item this time is Misty, one of the many variations of the TENGA one-use egg masturbators available. In total TENGA have 13 different types of this male masturbator, each egg featuring its own unique internal texture Misty's texture being a vast array of tiny bumps and teasing triangles. This isn't the first time Mr. A has been lucky enough to test one of the TENGA Egg masturbators, just last month we reviewed the Thunder version of this toy.

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A "Steamy Mist of Bliss"

The masturbator

The TENGA egg Misty is made from a super stretchy latex free material called Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE), it may look quite small when you see it in the packaging but it can actually stretch comfortably to fit over a 500ml plastic bottle. The elasticity of the TENGA egg really does mean one size fits all, and guys of every shape and size shouldn't find an issue with using this masturbator. TENGA state that each egg will stretch up to 12 inches in length and 6 inches in girth.

Each egg comes with a sachet of lube (containing: Water, Glycerin, Polyacrylate Na, Hydroxyethyl Cellulose, Methylparaben) which you place around the lip of the masturbator and on the inside to help ensure it slides onto the shaft of the penis without any discomfort.

To use the TENGA egg is as simple as 1,2,3 

To use the egg you simply take off the wrapper and open the casing to reveal to soft squishy masturbator. Lube the egg as mentioned above and then you're ready to go. It's recommended to treat the egg like a condom when placing it over your erect penis. Pinching the top of the egg before placing it over will prevent damage.

Once over your penis it's down to you (or your partner) to pull the sleeve up and down the length of your penis and enjoy the eggs internal texture. Twisting the egg over the shaft will add extra pleasure to the experience and intensify the feeling the bumps and nodules have on your penis.  

PLEASE NOTE: TENGA recommend their TENGA eggs for one-time use only. So it's at your discretion whether or not you clean the product afterwards for reuse.


 

What he says

Having used a number of Tenga one-use products before I knew what to expect from this product. TENGA are a very clever company that create brilliant well-designed products which not only look desirable, but feel amazing when used. As mentioned in the Thunder review the overall "egg" concept TENGA have created is egg-cellent (I can't believe I just did that), I love how it really is an adult version of the Kinder Egg. You start by ripping off the packaging and then cracking open the eggs outer shell to reveal the treat that awaits you inside. The design of this product is very much focused on the overall experience and build up to using this masturbator.

When the TENGA egg Misty first arrived I was amazed at how small it was, in my head I was expecting something a lot bigger. But once I'd opened it up and saw how stretchy the product actually was, I understand why TENGA boast how it can fit almost all sizes.

The Japanese are well known for utilising space and this product really shows that off. In the egg you will find the masturbator sleeve itself along with a set of instructions, a sachet of lube (5ml) and a plastic support which is designed to keep the toy in shape during transit.

misty3 Everything you find inside Misty The internal texture of Misty The internal texture of Misty

The last time we used a TENGA egg I let Miss K take the reigns, this resulted in her getting carried away and breaking the masturbator mid-use! So to stop this from happening this time I thought I'd have a solo session while Miss K was at work.

What I love about the TENGA egg range (in fact all the one-use TENGA products) is that they're ready to use straight away. There are no batteries to charge, no digging out the lube and no setup required. Crack it open, use the lube provide, put over penis, have an egg-splosive (sorry!) climax...done. It's a great product for those impulse solo sessions, or of course when your partner wants to treat you.

As this was the second time I'd tried a TENGA egg I wanted to egg-speriment (I'll stop soon I promise!) and see rather than just stroking and twisting it down the shaft of my penis what else would deliver the great intense climax. What I found was using the masturbator and focusing on the head of my penis was equally if not more pleasurable. With the head of the penis being the most sensitive area it makes sense. The bumps and nodules on the inside of the egg were incredible when twisted around on the head of my penis. Although to do this I needed to use both hands to twist and rotate the egg around so it was a bit harder to control, but if it was your partner who was doing it for you then it would certainly be an knee quivering egg-perience (ok I'm done!).

To compare both the Misty and the Thunder with each other I'd say there's not much in it really. I preferred the Misty because it's texture contains more mini bumps in contrast to the Thunders more pronounced texture that was nice but not my preference.

The negative to this product is the fact it's made of quite a fine material (this became clear the first Egg we tested). The main reason for this is because TENGA recommend these products as single use, once you're finished it's intended to be binned (mainly for hygiene reasons). There is nothing stopping you from cleaning it up and using it again at a different time, but still you'd be lucky if it lasts 2-3 uses.

For this reason, and as the price of an egg is £9.99 I'd recommend the TENGA eggs as a mini gift for your loved one, whether it's a mini birthday extra or stocking filler at Christmas these eggs are perfect.

If you are looking for a male masturbator that's reusable but still has pleasurable we'd recommend Tenga Flip Air Melty or a Fleshlight



What she says

Since I missed out on the first use of this toy I insisted we save it for a second use (actually Mr A insisted, oh and apologies for all his bad jokes!!). The last time we used a TENGA egg I was very impressed with the effect it seemed to have during Mr A's treat. As I broke the first one we tested I was a little more gentle with this one! With that noted, and Mr A's new technique to try, I lubed up the toy and gave it a go. The one thing I noticed with this TENGA egg is that it gave an immediate response! Just using it on the end of the penis with minimal effort seems to give good pleasure, so I started off slowly and built up to using both hands, rolling the TENGA egg in-between my hands so it rotated quickly on the penis.

I was conscious of breaking the end like last time I have to say, so I kept adjusting the egg so the end wasn't too stretched. I also think I got a bit carried away with the lube and applied a too much, spilling onto the outside and making the whole thing extremely slippy. When the lube dried a little it was easier to handle. Although I have to say I don't think Mr A realised these few complications as he was having far too much fun! I really love to pleasure my man and I have to say this is one of the best reactions from a toy I've seen! We also realised that the egg seemed to desensitise the penis, making him last longer. So needless to say this and his face turned me on, and one thing lead to another... So I got pleasure from this toy too! Very impressed TENGA.


Tips

  • Get your moneys worth - If you clean the toy out properly you could get more than one use out of it (although this isn't recommended by TENGA)
  • It's good to share - Using it as a couple is a really fun experience, and really turns your partner on
  • It's all in the wrist - Don't forget to twist the toy with your wrist for added pleasure
  • Head Massage - Try using the egg to just stimulate the head of your penis. You may be surprise by how intense the sensation is.

   

Where to buy

Valuptasse stock a number of different version of the TENGA eggs:

TENGA Clicker Egg - £9.99
TENGA Silky Egg - £9.99
TENGA Spider Egg - £9.99
TENGA Twister Egg - £9.99
TENGA Wavy Egg - £9.99    

 

 

Rating

Overall the TENGA egg Misty is an ideal toy for any guy not wanting to purchase a full blown male masturbator. The TENGA eggs are perfect for storing and ready to use whenever you require. They're the ideal gift for your loved one and really do deliver a unique sensation.

Mr. A's Rating : 8/10
Miss K's Rating: 8/10

Tuesday, 30 July 2013

Review Idol Round 2. Crystal Glass Kegel Eggs

I was delighted to receive the Crystal Glass Kegel Eggs from Voluptasse to review. I adore glass toys but had never tried glass kegel eggs before. I have had a serious problem with your standard kegel balls, getting them to 'fit' is a nightmare but I think it was more to do with the shape so was hoping I'd have more luck with these egg shaped ones.
The eggs are made from Borosilicate glass which is a very safe material to use for sex toys, it isn't porous and doesn't contain latex or phthalates so is very safe for your body. For those that don't know, Borosilicate glass is like the same glass as Pyrex dishes are made from so it is very sturdy and takes a lot to break it. Because it is glass you should always examine your eggs before using, just to check for any chips or cracks but if you look after your glass toys they will last a life time.
The eggs come nestled in plastic and inside a cardboard box with a window so you can see the eggs before you take them out. Also inside the box is a rather useful instruction leaflet telling you how to find your kegel muscles and the best way to use the eggs properly. You also get a little black satin pouch to store your eggs when not in use.
The eggs come nestled in plastic and inside a cardboard box with a window so you can see the eggs before you take them out. Also inside the box is a rather useful instruction leaflet telling you how to find your kegel muscles and the best way to use the eggs properly. You also get a little black satin pouch to store your eggs when not in use. These petite glass love eggs are made from clear glass with a pretty pink swirls on them, they measure 1.75 inches each in length and have a girth of 3.5 inches. They each weigh around 34g each or 68g if worn together so a reasonable weight to them. If you aren't used to wearing kegel eggs then you can start with wearing one egg and working up to two.
They are super easy to use, just use a spot of lube, either silicone or water based, which ever you like and either slip in one or both the eggs. Both eggs will give you a better workout. It really surprised me to find that these eggs are really comfortable! They seem to 'fit' me really well and didn't hurt at all which I usually find with the ball shaped kegel exercisers. I was able to do my exercises while I busied myself round the house. They did make me rather aroused which made for an interesting play time later. To remove you have to use those muscles you were working and push the eggs out one by one. The eggs can't get lost, they have no where to go so no worries about removing them. Because they are made from glass, you can heat them up with hot water or cool them down with iced water or place in the fridge to cool them down. Playing around with the temperature sure mixes things up. I had planned to do an experiment to see if regular use would in fact strengthen my kegel muscles but due to an injury I haven't been able to. Because these eggs are so comfortable and easy to use I don't see why they won't improve my muscle tone with regular use. Being made of glass they are super easy to clean. They are totally submersible and can be cleaned with a sex toy cleaner or hot water and soap. Over all I found these eggs really comfortable to wear, a little trickier to remove than regular kegel balls, just means you have to use those muscles. They are really good quality, reasonably heavy little eggs, pretty too! If it wasn't for having a teenager in the house I would have them sitting on my bedside table. Quietness: 5/5 Ease of use: 5/5 Quality: 5/5 Orgasm rating: 3.5/5 Overall 4.5/5 Want some kegel eggs of your own? Then head over to Voluptasse.co.uk and get some for yourself! If you have enjoyed what you have read can you please vote for me by commenting with 'like'. Thanks for reading!

Wednesday, 24 July 2013

Press Alert! A national newspaper needs couples for a PAID Story!






A national newspaper is looking for couples whose love lives were struggling so they chose one of the following ways to spice it up - I need one couple for each

You'll go to a professional studio and be pictured all glammed up looking nice PLUS you'll receive a payment for your story.

I need couples who spiced up their sex lives by.......

Role playing
Sex toys
Outdoor sex
Celibacy (sex breaks for a while)
Open relationships/or threesomes

Please get in touch if you can help, I need to find these couples TODAY. 


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Tuesday, 23 July 2013

Review of the beautiful Moody Blue Glass Dildo from A Touch Of Glass







A Touch of Glass was set up by Carol Prendal who called upon over 20 years of experience as a clinical psychologist and psychotherapist in the subject area of Sexuality to find a premium quality product that would be an effective aid to orgasm.

A Touch of Glass promise to deliver the highest quality glass products that the market can offer and refuse to bow to industry pressure to cut prices and potentially affect the quality of the items that they stock and indeed they are beautiful products!

Because of my lack of experience with Glass products I took to the website to find out as much information as I could gather about the Touch of Glass product range particularly before I allowed them near any ‘delicate areas’.

Despite having a different domain name to the name of the Company which is a little confusing. I found that the website itself was very easy to navigate and provided a wealth of information about Borosilicate glass. This is the material that they use for their products which are all hand crafted. It is a significantly tougher form of glass than that used in the ordinary day to day glass products that we might use and is designed to withstand tremendous amounts of shock and extreme temperatures without cracking, breaking or shattering. Phew!

A Touch of Glass also offer a lifetime warranty which is illustrative of the confidence that they have in their products and donate a percentage of their profits to a Breast Cancer Charity which is amazing.

The website also has an informative ‘How To’ section which advises shoppers on the differing type of products which may suit their needs and handy tips for using their product once it arrives. I particularly enjoyed the ‘How to find the G Spot’ section and liked the exercises that were provided for assistance.

However, there were certain parts of the site where I found the air of superiority a little insulting and occasionally dismissive of customers who aren’t of a certain class. If I was shopping the site as a consumer I would find it off putting as I do tend to take things too personally (as my husband likes to remind me!)

Anyway, moving on! It was a pleasure to chat to Jenny Dillar who is the Commercial Manager of a Touch Of Glass and she was kind enough to send me the Moody Blue Glass Dildo which retails at £36.99 from the Touch of Glass website in exchange for an honest review.
The Moody Blue arrived very discreetly packaged and once opened was also shrink wrapped in clear plastic for extra reassurance that all products are brand new and unused. I also received a lovely glass keyring which I was pleased with!

The Moody Blue is quite weighty to hold and a very sturdy product. The design and proportions of this product is absolutely flawless and there is no doubt that every care has been taken to ensure that this product is immaculate.

The proportions of the products are as follows –

Overall Length – 7.5 Inches
Shaft Circumference – 3.5 Inches
Tip Circumference – 4.5 Inches (thickest part of the Moody Blue)

The instructions that arrived with the Moody Blue recommend placing the product in bowls of cold or hot water to add different sensations to your experience with the product. I prefer to use warm water as anything cold is too shocking for me.




Upon usage, my favourite part of the Moody Blue is the bulbous tip as this was the part of the product that I worked the hardest.  I admit that I was a little concerned about the lack of clitoral stimulation and whether I would find myself abandoning the Moody Blue mid-way through to hunt down a trusty vibrator but I must say that I was pleasantly wrong!

The tip is the thickest part of the Moody Blue and is designed to stimulate the G Spot, if you don’t know how to find your G Spot refer to the easy to follow tips on the website. Because of the slight curve in the shaft, the Moody Blue hits the G Spot perfectly and was easy to navigate into the perfect position. When I felt that I needed something a little stronger I mixed things up a little bit and alternated between using the tip for G-spot and for clitoral stimulation too. The result was a powerful orgasm that didn’t require the use of a vibrator!

Also, because it doesn’t vibrate there are no concerns about noise and it’s clearly waterproof too which another great product feature.

Overall, a great product which is beautiful to look at and great fun to use. Look at the website for ways in which you can make the most out of Glass Toys and if you post a review of your purchase on the website your next product is half price!


I have my eye on a Passion Queen for next Pay Day

Monday, 8 July 2013

Review Idol Round Two








After a brilliant first round of Review Idol 2013 I would like to thank all contestants for taking part. 

The standard of the reviews was extremely high and some great pointers from the Cara Sutra (Best Erotic Journalist 2013 Award Winner) should help the Review Idol contestants raise the bar even higher this time! I was sorry to say goodbye to Mistress Velvet during this particular round but I wish her lots of luck in the future with her new venture.

Voting closed on the 30th June and as a result of the public votes I would like to invite the following contestants back for the second round of the competition.

Ms Minx

Mr A and Miss K

Toy Addict

Products will be despatched on the 10th July 2013 and entries must be scheduled on the blog for submission at 9.30am on the 31st July 2013. Voting opens immediately and will end on the 15th August 2013.


Good Luck!

All products reviewed are available from www.voluptasse.co.uk - Get £5.00 off all orders over £20.00 with the discount code 'fifty'.

Embarrassing Story of the Week!




My friend set me up on a blind date friend of his. I was supposed to meet my date at 8pm but got there early because I was nervous and wanted a few drinks to chill myself out.

Anyway, I ended up having a few too many and by the time he got there I was feeling quite tipsy.

I carried on drinking with him until I started feeling sick so I went to the toilet and threw up, felt fine so carried on drinking.  After a while, we were having a great time but I started to feel really pissed and sick again so i went to the toilet to throw up again. However, this time I was sick and started to have diarrhea! So i was throwing up one minute then turning round and shitting at the same time but it was going everywhere and diarrhea was spraying all over the toilet seat!

This lad came into the toilet and called my name which made me think he was going to come into the cubicle so I sat down (in all my shit!) I assured him I was ok but having just done that I stood up and threw up again, this made him push open the door to check on me, so I had my back to him with shit all over my arse and it was rolling down my legs like gravy browning!

Then I turn round to look at him with sick all round my mouth rolling down my top! Not only was he staring right at me but 3 or 4 girls using the toilets all stopped and stared at me in this sorry state. I was so upset I just pulled my pants up without wiping and walked through the Bar with my head held high stinking of sick and shit and cried all the way home!!!!

The bastard never rang me!!!!!

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