Wednesday, 2 May 2012

Review of the Tenga Wavy Egg


Review of the Tenga Wavy Egg

By Lady Spanky

Available from www.voluptasse.co.uk only £9.99





The TENGA Egg Wavy promises to be a ‘serious break through from the more traditional male masturbators’ and I have been excited to try this product on the Other Half (OH) for a while. The egg comes in 6 different varieties – Spider, Wavy, Twister, Stepper, Silky and Clicker.

We chose the Way Egg.

The Egg arrives wrapped in an easy to peel off wrapper and is contained inside a white egg shaped container – rather like a kinder egg. Its splits in half easily to reveal a stretchy sheath called a Onacup.

The Onacup is made from a soft silicone material and stretches up to four times its original size. The internal textured sleeve can accommodate up to 12 inches of shaft length and expand to around 8 inches in girth so it envelopes the whole penis. It also has a hole in the underside of the sheath which the illustrated instructions advise you to fill with lube and stretch over the shaft of the penis to get started.


The hole is filled with a small foil packet containing a water based lubricant (purified water, glycerin, sodium polyacrylate, phenoxy ethanol, and paraben). However, I did have to google this because the writing on the packet is in Japanese and I couldn’t find the content in English.




 I turned the egg inside out and the inside is textured with large thick waves which promise to ‘envelop the entire head and shaft of your penis, creating remarkable sensations’. I’m quite jealous that I don’t have a dick at this point, I want to try it out!

On first impression of the Egg, I am really pleased with the product. It looks good; the material feels quite tough, and despite everything being in Japanese the instructions are really easy to follow. Also, because it is so small the egg is really easy to store and if found by someone else it isn’t obvious that it is a sex toy. My only real concern is that it is only meant to be a one use product and at £9.99 that’s not cheap at all! However, the website does say that if you look after the egg it can be used a few times. Just ensure you clean it afterwards and don’t let it dry out. Also, invest in a good water based lubricant to use with it.

After we got started, the Onacup wasn’t difficult to put over the penis as it really is super stretchy, however, I do  suggest warming the lube first before you fill the egg as he did let out a small yelp (much to my amusement…) We warmed it up pretty quickly as I wanked him with the egg and he said that he enjoyed the sensations of the waves. The Onacup looked like it was about to burst as the sheath gets very thin at the top but it remained strong and stretched to two thirds of the shaft of his penis. I could tell he was enjoying it and I let him take over for a while to see if he enjoyed it more himself. I think it was definitely more enjoyable when he had full control (as expected!)

We only used the egg for foreplay as although he enjoyed it, it wasn’t quite enough for him and he wanted a bit more. After use, I carefully washed it out with warm water and put it back in the container. It was misshapen but could definitely be used again. Looking at it a week later, it has still kept its stretchiness and hasn’t dried out at all.

So, the overall verdict is that it is a good product although he wasn’t blown away by it. The other half said that he would use it if he was single but didn’t really see the point in having one when he has a girlfriend (Typical!!). I disagree slightly as it added some variety to foreplay and it is an interesting product. It is quite tempting to try the other eggs and see if he has a better reaction to them….

Perhaps there will be a series of Tenga Egg Reviews??

If you have tried any of the other eggs please let me know what you thought, I am interested in your opinions! 

Find the Tenga Wavy Egg on the Voluptasse website by clicking on the link

http://www.voluptasse.co.uk/shop-online/product_info.php?cPath=23&products_id=444










Thursday, 26 April 2012

Review of The Pipedream's Clitty Spinner Dolphin

Review of The Pipedream's Clitty Spinner Dolphin

Reviewed by Lady Spanky
Available from www.voluptasse.co.uk only £39.99 (Special Offer!)
Limited Stock - so get your orders in quickly


I was excited to review this product after getting bored of the bog standard Rabbit Vibrators and have been on the lookout for something a bit different. The Dolpin promises to 'twirl, tease and tantalize' your clitoris instead of the constant direct pressure that you get with a Rabbit.

There are three levels of clitoral vibration from Mild to Wild and the shaft part of the vibrator also boasts 3 levels of Speed. Cleaning the vibrator is easy, simply use your normal toy cleaner and warm water.
The Dolphin vibrator is 100% Phthalates free and also water proof for fun in the shower or bath.

On first impression, I wasn't impressed with the flimsy plastic packaging. Although the dolphin was intact, the box surrounding it arrived damaged after being beaten and bashed by our good old English postal system.
The dolphin itself looks extremely large and a little bit intimidating. Not the cute little dolphin that I imagined, but that’s not a bad thing I suppose…

Because of the size of it and its obvious vibrator appearance it would probably need to be stored in a drawer or a Lunchbox (also available from the Voluptasse website) especially if you have children. I liked the colour and the vibrator itself  looks nice and sturdy. Quite often I get sent toys and they can look very cheap and flimsy but the Dolphin looks like it’s built to last!

The Dolphin doesn’t come with any batteries and requires 3 A sized batteries for it to work. They are easy to insert and no fiddling with problematic catches is required. The bottom simply unscrews. Once switched on the Dolphin is quiet and discreet which I like. The vibration of the dolphin and shaft feel nice and strong, even on the lowest setting.

I don’t use any lube with this product and still find that it inserts quite easily, the vibrator is quite thick in girth but not an unmanageable size. I use it on the lowest setting (both the dolphin and shaft) and I can see that as the dolphin moves around in a circle it nudges my clit. As I start to become more turned on I crank up the settings to the second highest setting which increases speed of vibration and the movement of the dolphin and immediately I come.

There is no messing about with this vibrator! The vibrator can be maneuvered slightly so that it applies direct pressure on your clit which feels amazing.

After a shaky start I can definitely say that I am happy with the Dolphin vibrator - I came in less than a minute which is good if you are looking for a 'sprint' instead of a 'marathon'.
At £39.99 I would say that it is good value for money as it is definitely built to last and I do believe that there is a lot more that the dolphin can offer, especially when used with a partner. My final verdict is that this is a keeper, oh and I am definitely looking forward to setting number 3 ;-)

The Clitty Spinner Vibrator can be found at http://www.voluptasse.co.uk/shop-online/product_info.php?products_id=79

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Alison Gets Ahead PART TWO - The awakening


Alison Gets Ahead Part Two

My knees were weak as we entered the dark, busy bar. Will her arm still firmly linked Emma half dragged and half lead me into the quietest corner of the room. ‘sit down there’ she gestured towards a small corner. ‘ill get a bottle of wine, is Zinfandel okay?’ I nodded dumbly. It was a pointless gesture, she had already walked off in the direction of the bar. I removed my jacket and sat slowly down. I was filled with a heavy sense of dread and embarrassment and fidgeted nervously with my mobile as I awaited her return.
‘You okay?’ She asked, raising her eyebows as she plonked two larges glasses of wine on the table. ‘you look like you’ve seen a ghost…’ ‘I…er…just want to say im sorry’ I stammer meeting her eyes for the first time.

She begins to giggle and sit herself down heavily in her seat. ‘oh Alison, chill the fuck out!’ she laughs. ‘It was Sex, we all do it! Plus, you looked like you were  enjoying yourself as much as I was ’. She cackled devilishly. ‘Did you see the size of his cock? Its massive…’ I took a huge gulp of my wine and found myself nodding obediently as she chattered innately about the Partner, who she calls Don and his extraordinarily large penis. As I squirm uncomfortably I wonder how long she expects me to stay here and talk about this because I really want to leave. I am embarrassed and now I am becoming angry, I don’t want to hear about this and I want no involvement in it.

I grab my coat and stand up quickly, Emma stops abruptly and looks up at me in confusion. ‘Listen Emma,’ I say harshly. ‘I have no interest in your affairs, I wont repeat what I saw tonight but I want nothing to do with it. I’d rather progress through the company because of my hard work and perseverance instead of how many company dicks I can put in my mouth, I wish you the best of luck with your new promotion.’ I hear a stifled laugh from a nearby couple as I turn on my heel and push my way angrily through the crowd and out of the front door. I hear Emma calling my name loudly as I make my way through the busy street but I refuse to turn around hoping that she would get the message and bugger off.

All of a sudden I feel someone grab my arm roughly, I know its Emma and I try to shrug her off but she has an iron grip and she pulls me round till we end up facing each other. Her face is red and she is out of breath, her long blonde hair whips around her face in the wind and her blue eyes are flashing angrily. ‘Don’t you dare act high and mighty with me you stuck up, self righteous bitch! I got that promotion because I am clever enough to play the game. It isn’t just WHAT you know, its WHO you can fuck that gets you ahead and I love every single minute of it.’

She stares at me defiantly, I turn and try to walk away but she grabs me again and pulls me back around. Her voice has lost its angry edge but she still looks serious. ‘If you have any sense you will listen to me Alison, you can work yourself into an early grave if you like but working hard on its own doesn’t get you anywhere in this business. You have to be able to work hard AND play hard to get ahead, surely you aren’t too stupid and pig headed to realise this?’ I feel my shoulders slump and I shake my head, I know she’s right but I just don’t think I can do anything like that. Its just not me…

We walk together in silence, both deep in thought but its not uncomfortable. I have no idea where we are going but I walk with her anyway. We enter a quiet street and she stops outside a blue door with a small front garden . ‘Come on, we need a drink.’ She unlocks the door and leads me upstairs to a small flat.

The flat was small and inviting. After showing me to the living room Emma brought me a large glass of wine and sank down next to me on the comfortable brown Sofa. I take a large sip of wine and it tastes heavenly, I feel my body start to relax whilst I study my surroundings. I notice a large pile of casework on a desk across the room next to a computer and a few books but the room was sparsely furnished. In the middle of the room sat a large antique trunk with a small cloth on the top and an ashtray. As if on cue, Emma lit a cigarette and inhaled deeply. ‘You Smoke?’ She asked, I shake my head and take another large gulp of wine. I was beginning to feel warm and fuzzy, I hadn’t drank in a while and it felt good.

After two more glasses the barriers had well and truly been broken, the apologies had been made, the awkward small talk was over and we had put the office to rights. We were drunk and we were giddy, ‘Now Alison, lets get down to the point,’ said Emma trying to look serious ‘What are we going to do with you?’ She studies at me intently. ‘I am not sexy like you Emma’ I protest desperately. ‘I’ve never had a proper boyfriend, im not very good in bed – I don’t really know what to do…’ She softly puts my hair behind my ear and silences me with a kiss. Her lips are soft and her mouth tastes of wine mingled lightly with cigarettes. Her tongue darts lightly and gently around my mouth and I feel myself kissing her back. My body feels heavy with desire as she runs her soft hands through my hair and down my back. I feel myself wanting her desperately but she pulls away, a small smile on her face. We are both slightly breathless and the atmosphere is filled with electric anticipation. ‘I think you are beautiful’ she breathes ‘I knew I wanted you when I saw you in the filing room. I want you to play with yourself again, this time just for me.’ She kisses me again, this time harder.

Her fingers unbutton my blouse and I remove it quickly whilst her lips begin to move from my mouth to my neck. Her soft kisses feel like butterflies caressing my skin and I moan softly. Her mouth quickly moves to my tits and her tongue flickers around my nipples causing me to cry out in pleasure. I feel my pussy begin to throb with desire as she gently sucks and teases at my nipples till I can bear it no longer. I grab her head and lead it down to my hot wet cunt and beg her to make me come. Playfully refusing, she lifts her head and kisses me hard on the mouth again before standing to remove her dress, bra and matching black panties, she leaves her black stockings and stiletto’s on.

‘Play with yourself whilst I fuck you.’ She instructs whilst removing the tablecloth off her antique trunk and taking out a large vibrator. Obediently I begin to stroke my clit, my pussy is soaking wet and I am so turned on that I quickly build up to a climax. I cry out loudly as she shoves the vibrator hard into my pussy and fucks me roughly as I wank myself to an intense full body orgasm.

Without mercy, she climbs onto the sofa and straddles my face giving me a full view of her wet, pink, hairless pussy. She plays with her firm hard tits as she invites me to pleasure her with my tongue. Greedily I take her pussy in my mouth and gently lick her clit in small circular motions. I grab her firm toned ass and bring her closer to my face whilst I lap gently into the warm pink wetness. It was not what I expected and it felt nice. ‘Harder, Alison!’ She cries out. I lick her pussy harder, I feel her excitement begin to build and she begins to gyrate her hips, moaning loudly. Her pussy is wet with her juices and saliva and I use my fingers to fuck her pussy whilst she grabs her vibrator and rubs it up and down it on my clit at the same time. I lose concentration as I moan in ecstasy and she shifts into 69 position.

She passes me a large dildo and begs me to fuck her hard, I fuck her whilst she licks and fucks me simultaneously with another toy from her collection. As I take her pussy in my mouth again we cry out in unison as we continue to lick, suck and fuck each other until I succumb to an electrifying orgasm. I cannot stop myself from crying out loudly and she shows me no leniency.

Unable to stand it any longer I leap up and push her back onto the Sofa and bury my face deep into her dripping wet pussy, sucking and licking her cunt and fucking her hard with my fingers until I feel her breathing quicken and she begins to cry out. I feel her body shudder as she comes loudly, her soft moans becoming loud cries of elation and she begins to relax. We lie there together on the large brown comfortable sofa naked and out of breath but I am happier then I have felt in a long time. I feel free, like a caged animal that has been released.

I wake in the morning still on the Sofa but covered with a blanket. I’m still naked and take a minute to collect my thoughts. The whole of yesterday seems so surreal and like a dream but I feel like a different person. The house is completely empty and I see my clothes folded neatly on the table next to the computer. There is a small note on the top of them which I pick up to read.

Take the day off sick, I will cover for you. Take a look at my favourite website www.voluptasse.co.uk and get yourself some sex toys and lingerie, orgasms are addictive, the more you have the more you’ll want.

Its time for your new awakening, you know what you have to do!

Lesson Number One – In order to feel sexy, you have to look sexy. Alison you have an amazing body with beautiful curves. Show it off a bit more! Go shopping!

Great night last night, see you soon J

Em xx
To Be Continued….

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Review of The Lick from Rocks Off

Review of the ‘Rocks Off’ The Lick
 
 


The Lick is made from 100% medical grade silicone and is both Phthalate and latex free.

The Lick Vibrator arrived well presented in a sturdy black cardboard box and covered in a plastic sleeve. Once used, it can be easily placed back in the box for discreet storage purposes. When I removed the Lick, my first impression of it was that it looked like a large red cartoon tongue with a small point on the end.

The tough silicone tongue sleeve can be easily removed to reveal a small powerful bullet which I was impressed with. I like the thought that it is two toys in one! Also, if I wasn’t impressed with the tongue sleeve I could simply throw it away and keep the bullet.

Once I switched it on it, the majority of the power emulated through the sharp tip of the tongue which gave a very strong and direct vibration. The toy itself however was actually very quiet and discreet which I was impressed with.

At the tip of the tongue the vibration was incredibly intense and only the lightest touch was required. As I became more sensitive it felt a little too strong so I used the larger and thicker part of it to achieve the desired results. Which probably took less than a minute to be honest! All I can say is WOW!

I can honestly say that I am more impressed with this Toy and will definitely be adding it to my collection. Its cheap, quiet and effective. I like the look of it as it is bright and colourful and I believe with a little more experimentation The Lick will have so much more to reveal!


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