Its all about the Blow Job

Its all about the BlowJob at Voluptasse this week!
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Is it okay to row on your honeymoon?

So here I am, on my own in the Hotel lounge, in Jamaica because we've had a slight disagreement over what presents to buy and we are both sulking.... Don't get me wrong we are having a brilliant time here but two weeks is a long time to spend with the same person day in and day out without SOME disagreements surely?

The day didn't get off to a brilliant start with the OH in bed ill and me wandering around and left to my own devices. Without him keeping a firm and safe grip on me I did manage to slip a couple of times in these ridiculous flip flops and without a male companion you do attract some unwanted attention from the locals so I was relieved to see his familiar face a couple of hours later.

It all turned sour when I questioned his choice of gifts and he became defensive, then fiery and now sulky. In my own extremely grown up way I retaliated with some vaguely abusive comments and after lunch in complete silence I have continued my sulk in the hotel lobby.

I am wondering if it is normal because out of the three weddings we have attended on the island, we are the only ones who seem to have had a fall out... They never last for long I suppose but it does make you feel slightly abnormal? Is it normal? The stereotypical newlyweds are barely seen leaving the hotel room...

My last long term relationship consisted of me barking orders and those orders being (most of the time) obediently followed. The only arguments that we had were the ones that I had with myself because he was so laid back that he was always so unaffected by my ranting. It WAS easier but it lacked passion and we were both unhappy. He sought solice elsewhere and I buried my head in books (and the sand)...

When I met my OH I was completely unprepared for someone who always fought so strongly for what they believe in and who is prepared to tell me when he thinks I am behaving like a brat - which can be often...

One of the things I love most about him is his fire and it lights a fire in me that I've never had before...

So, to conclude... Is it normal to row on your honeymoon? My answer is that its normal for us! The odd spat here and there won't harm anyone and there is always the make up sex to look forward to afterwards...

And on that note. I'm off to loosen a few more buttons and hunt him down to see if I can persuade him to apologise...

I am on my honeymoon after all ;) xx

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About to get married....

Thought I'd post a quick picture of me about to trot down the aisle to become Mrs Buck.

Thanks everyone for your good wishes and messages, much love to you all :) xx

Voluptasse above the Atlantic Ocean!

Spotted! Voluptasse embarking upon a worldwide adventure -

We started out in a small town called Blackburn and we have since been spotted travelling across the Atlantic Ocean towards Jamaica!

Email voluptasse@virginmedia.com to get your poster and send us your wacky voluptasse pics, prizes for the most interesting and adventurous pics!

This picture of an incredibly drunk man on an aeroplane holding out poster was taken by myself, just to start you off!

Voluptasse News!

Well I promised you the truth about running an online sex business and here is the April update! Better late than never but with a wedding and a baby to plan for I'm sure you can forgive me??

The month didn't start off too well, I offered a £50 voucher for a charity auction which was politely declined. That was quite disheartening as quite a lot of our lingerie is very elegant and classy, this has happened before but you just have to carry on. There are plenty of other charities that we can help :)

Decided to try my hand at a bit of writing... And what an amazing response I've had. I got the idea for 'Alison Gets Ahead' at work (my Day job) one day and decided to finally bite the bullet and fulfil a life long dream to become a writer. The stories have been really well recieved and have brought over 3000 visitors to my blog in just over 3 weeks! Amazing! I have been published on two websites so far and will be making improvements to the story so I can hopefully turn it into my first book. Watch this space!

I also have a team of testers and I have spent some time writing up their toys reviews (even testing some myself) This has been my favourite mission so far AND it has brought in some sales - even better! It's quite nerve wracking to post your sexual habits to the general public, I dread the thought of my Mother, Kris's Mother or any of my brothers reading it. I don't think my brothers will appreciate how graphic they can be lol.

I've also been approached to test for other companies which is great and definately an offer I'll be taking up, who wouldn't??

For next month I've had a sign created by my lovely friend Kate and Voluptasse is going to go Global!

Keep an eye on the Blog and see where we are going to be next, first Jamaica (I'm getting married there) and next Rome. Look out for the Voluptasse sign and help us out by snapping pictures in your wackiest and more interesting destinations all over the world.

A prize for the most interesting snaps!

Email me for a copy of our infamous sign at voluptasse@virginmedia.com

Thanks for reading - got to dash I am on my way to the airport and despite the fact that you have kindly distracted me from my fear of flying I am now feeling extremely car sick and need to hang out of the window for a few minutes...

Take care everyone :)

Mel Macfarlane
Voluptasse

Review of the Lipstick Vibrator

Review of the Lipstick Vibrator

By Lady Spanky

Only £12.99 from www.voluptasse.co.uk

I have heard a lot about these LipstickVibrators and they have always been a good seller on the Voluptasse website so I requested one to try myself (Thanks Voluptasse!) The vibrator arrived securely packaged in a small red box covered with plastic, it was nicely displayed and looks like one of those toy lipsticks that you used to get with make up sets (back in the good old days).

The Lipstick came with the batteries included and was already set up for use. The batteries that it uses are four small watch batteries so they are easily and cheaply replaceable and the battery compartment simply screws shut. The Lipstick made of a plastic material and can be easily cleaned with your usual sex toy cleaner. It is 100% phthalates free and completely safe to use.

The Lipstick itself is approximately 9 centemetres long and it very easy to store. It doesn’t immediately look like a vibrator and I tested it successfully against both my Ex- Husband and a friend of mine (at different times). I left it on the table without telling them what it was, they both picked it up unwittingly and examined it and although they both realized that it was a vibrator within a minute or so of inspection, it wasn’t immediately clear that it was a vibrator until they switched it on. On that basis, I would feel quite comfortable carrying this around in my handbag or storing it in my nightstand without worrying about it being found.

 To switch the Lipstick Vibrator on you turn a small dial at the bottom of the vibrator. The more you turn dial the stronger the vibration. The vibrator is quite loud for a bullet and would be better used under the covers as it gets louder as it becomes stronger.

 Bullets offer clitoral stimulation and I have found them quite boring in the past but I do enjoy using them when I am in need of quick relief and the Lipstick Vibrator certainly doesn’t disappoint.

I switch the Lipstick onto a lower setting at first and it offers a powerful direct vibration. The rounded tip of the Lipstick covers a much wider area than the newer type of bullets with the pointy tip. As I become more turned on I crank it up to a higher setting and BOOM! Within seconds the desired result is achieved.

 The Lipstick was powerful and gives intense relief and I am suitably impressed. It is cheap but attractive and can be easily stored. I am impressed with it as a bullet and it will be enjoying a nice new home in my Handbag from now on. Just remember not to ask me to borrow my Lipstick in futures Ladies, you never know what you’ll get! J

The Lipstick Vibrator can be found on the www.voluptasse.co.uk website at:

http://www.voluptasse.co.uk/shop-online/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=95

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Review of the Tenga Wavy Egg

Review of the Tenga Wavy Egg

By Lady Spanky

Available from www.voluptasse.co.uk only £9.99

The TENGA Egg Wavy promises to be a ‘serious break through from the more traditional male masturbators’ and I have been excited to try this product on the Other Half (OH) for a while. The egg comes in 6 different varieties – Spider, Wavy, Twister, Stepper, Silky and Clicker.

We chose the Way Egg.

The Egg arrives wrapped in an easy to peel off wrapper and is contained inside a white egg shaped container – rather like a kinder egg. Its splits in half easily to reveal a stretchy sheath called a Onacup.

The Onacup is made from a soft silicone material and stretches up to four times its original size. The internal textured sleeve can accommodate up to 12 inches of shaft length and expand to around 8 inches in girth so it envelopes the whole penis. It also has a hole in the underside of the sheath which the illustrated instructions advise you to fill with lube and stretch over the shaft of the penis to get started.

The hole is filled with a small foil packet containing a water based lubricant (purified water, glycerin, sodium polyacrylate, phenoxy ethanol, and paraben). However, I did have to google this because the writing on the packet is in Japanese and I couldn’t find the content in English.

 I turned the egg inside out and the inside is textured with large thick waves which promise to ‘envelop the entire head and shaft of your penis, creating remarkable sensations’. I’m quite jealous that I don’t have a dick at this point, I want to try it out!

On first impression of the Egg, I am really pleased with the product. It looks good; the material feels quite tough, and despite everything being in Japanese the instructions are really easy to follow. Also, because it is so small the egg is really easy to store and if found by someone else it isn’t obvious that it is a sex toy. My only real concern is that it is only meant to be a one use product and at £9.99 that’s not cheap at all! However, the website does say that if you look after the egg it can be used a few times. Just ensure you clean it afterwards and don’t let it dry out. Also, invest in a good water based lubricant to use with it.

After we got started, the Onacup wasn’t difficult to put over the penis as it really is super stretchy, however, I do  suggest warming the lube first before you fill the egg as he did let out a small yelp (much to my amusement…) We warmed it up pretty quickly as I wanked him with the egg and he said that he enjoyed the sensations of the waves. The Onacup looked like it was about to burst as the sheath gets very thin at the top but it remained strong and stretched to two thirds of the shaft of his penis. I could tell he was enjoying it and I let him take over for a while to see if he enjoyed it more himself. I think it was definitely more enjoyable when he had full control (as expected!)

We only used the egg for foreplay as although he enjoyed it, it wasn’t quite enough for him and he wanted a bit more. After use, I carefully washed it out with warm water and put it back in the container. It was misshapen but could definitely be used again. Looking at it a week later, it has still kept its stretchiness and hasn’t dried out at all.

So, the overall verdict is that it is a good product although he wasn’t blown away by it. The other half said that he would use it if he was single but didn’t really see the point in having one when he has a girlfriend (Typical!!). I disagree slightly as it added some variety to foreplay and it is an interesting product. It is quite tempting to try the other eggs and see if he has a better reaction to them….

Perhaps there will be a series of Tenga Egg Reviews??

If you have tried any of the other eggs please let me know what you thought, I am interested in your opinions! 

Find the Tenga Wavy Egg on the Voluptasse website by clicking on the link

http://www.voluptasse.co.uk/shop-online/product_info.php?cPath=23&products_id=444