Thursday, 26 April 2012

Review of The Pipedream's Clitty Spinner Dolphin

Review of The Pipedream's Clitty Spinner Dolphin

Reviewed by Lady Spanky
Available from www.voluptasse.co.uk only £39.99 (Special Offer!)
Limited Stock - so get your orders in quickly


I was excited to review this product after getting bored of the bog standard Rabbit Vibrators and have been on the lookout for something a bit different. The Dolpin promises to 'twirl, tease and tantalize' your clitoris instead of the constant direct pressure that you get with a Rabbit.

There are three levels of clitoral vibration from Mild to Wild and the shaft part of the vibrator also boasts 3 levels of Speed. Cleaning the vibrator is easy, simply use your normal toy cleaner and warm water.
The Dolphin vibrator is 100% Phthalates free and also water proof for fun in the shower or bath.

On first impression, I wasn't impressed with the flimsy plastic packaging. Although the dolphin was intact, the box surrounding it arrived damaged after being beaten and bashed by our good old English postal system.
The dolphin itself looks extremely large and a little bit intimidating. Not the cute little dolphin that I imagined, but that’s not a bad thing I suppose…

Because of the size of it and its obvious vibrator appearance it would probably need to be stored in a drawer or a Lunchbox (also available from the Voluptasse website) especially if you have children. I liked the colour and the vibrator itself  looks nice and sturdy. Quite often I get sent toys and they can look very cheap and flimsy but the Dolphin looks like it’s built to last!

The Dolphin doesn’t come with any batteries and requires 3 A sized batteries for it to work. They are easy to insert and no fiddling with problematic catches is required. The bottom simply unscrews. Once switched on the Dolphin is quiet and discreet which I like. The vibration of the dolphin and shaft feel nice and strong, even on the lowest setting.

I don’t use any lube with this product and still find that it inserts quite easily, the vibrator is quite thick in girth but not an unmanageable size. I use it on the lowest setting (both the dolphin and shaft) and I can see that as the dolphin moves around in a circle it nudges my clit. As I start to become more turned on I crank up the settings to the second highest setting which increases speed of vibration and the movement of the dolphin and immediately I come.

There is no messing about with this vibrator! The vibrator can be maneuvered slightly so that it applies direct pressure on your clit which feels amazing.

After a shaky start I can definitely say that I am happy with the Dolphin vibrator - I came in less than a minute which is good if you are looking for a 'sprint' instead of a 'marathon'.
At £39.99 I would say that it is good value for money as it is definitely built to last and I do believe that there is a lot more that the dolphin can offer, especially when used with a partner. My final verdict is that this is a keeper, oh and I am definitely looking forward to setting number 3 ;-)

The Clitty Spinner Vibrator can be found at http://www.voluptasse.co.uk/shop-online/product_info.php?products_id=79

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Alison Gets Ahead PART TWO - The awakening


Alison Gets Ahead Part Two

My knees were weak as we entered the dark, busy bar. Will her arm still firmly linked Emma half dragged and half lead me into the quietest corner of the room. ‘sit down there’ she gestured towards a small corner. ‘ill get a bottle of wine, is Zinfandel okay?’ I nodded dumbly. It was a pointless gesture, she had already walked off in the direction of the bar. I removed my jacket and sat slowly down. I was filled with a heavy sense of dread and embarrassment and fidgeted nervously with my mobile as I awaited her return.
You okay?’ She asked, raising her eyebows as she plonked two larges glasses of wine on the table. ‘you look like you’ve seen a ghost…’ ‘I…er…just want to say im sorry’ I stammer meeting her eyes for the first time.

She begins to giggle and sit herself down heavily in her seat. ‘oh Alison, chill the fuck out!’ she laughs. ‘It was Sex, we all do it! Plus, you looked like you were  enjoying yourself as much as I was ’. She cackled devilishly. ‘Did you see the size of his cock? Its massive…’ I took a huge gulp of my wine and found myself nodding obediently as she chattered innately about the Partner, who she calls Don and his extraordinarily large penis. As I squirm uncomfortably I wonder how long she expects me to stay here and talk about this because I really want to leave. I am embarrassed and now I am becoming angry, I don’t want to hear about this and I want no involvement in it.

I grab my coat and stand up quickly, Emma stops abruptly and looks up at me in confusion. ‘Listen Emma,’ I say harshly. ‘I have no interest in your affairs, I wont repeat what I saw tonight but I want nothing to do with it. I’d rather progress through the company because of my hard work and perseverance instead of how many company dicks I can put in my mouth, I wish you the best of luck with your new promotion.’ I hear a stifled laugh from a nearby couple as I turn on my heel and push my way angrily through the crowd and out of the front door. I hear Emma calling my name loudly as I make my way through the busy street but I refuse to turn around hoping that she would get the message and bugger off.

All of a sudden I feel someone grab my arm roughly, I know its Emma and I try to shrug her off but she has an iron grip and she pulls me round till we end up facing each other. Her face is red and she is out of breath, her long blonde hair whips around her face in the wind and her blue eyes are flashing angrily. ‘Don’t you dare act high and mighty with me you stuck up, self righteous bitch! I got that promotion because I am clever enough to play the game. It isn’t just WHAT you know, its WHO you can fuck that gets you ahead and I love every single minute of it.’

She stares at me defiantly, I turn and try to walk away but she grabs me again and pulls me back around. Her voice has lost its angry edge but she still looks serious. ‘If you have any sense you will listen to me Alison, you can work yourself into an early grave if you like but working hard on its own doesn’t get you anywhere in this business. You have to be able to work hard AND play hard to get ahead, surely you aren’t too stupid and pig headed to realise this?’ I feel my shoulders slump and I shake my head, I know she’s right but I just don’t think I can do anything like that. Its just not me…

We walk together in silence, both deep in thought but its not uncomfortable. I have no idea where we are going but I walk with her anyway. We enter a quiet street and she stops outside a blue door with a small front garden . ‘Come on, we need a drink.’ She unlocks the door and leads me upstairs to a small flat.

The flat was small and inviting. After showing me to the living room Emma brought me a large glass of wine and sank down next to me on the comfortable brown Sofa. I take a large sip of wine and it tastes heavenly, I feel my body start to relax whilst I study my surroundings. I notice a large pile of casework on a desk across the room next to a computer and a few books but the room was sparsely furnished. In the middle of the room sat a large antique trunk with a small cloth on the top and an ashtray. As if on cue, Emma lit a cigarette and inhaled deeply. ‘You Smoke?’ She asked, I shake my head and take another large gulp of wine. I was beginning to feel warm and fuzzy, I hadn’t drank in a while and it felt good.

After two more glasses the barriers had well and truly been broken, the apologies had been made, the awkward small talk was over and we had put the office to rights. We were drunk and we were giddy, ‘Now Alison, lets get down to the point,’ said Emma trying to look serious ‘What are we going to do with you?’ She studies at me intently. ‘I am not sexy like you Emma’ I protest desperately. ‘I’ve never had a proper boyfriend, im not very good in bed – I don’t really know what to do…’ She softly puts my hair behind my ear and silences me with a kiss. Her lips are soft and her mouth tastes of wine mingled lightly with cigarettes. Her tongue darts lightly and gently around my mouth and I feel myself kissing her back. My body feels heavy with desire as she runs her soft hands through my hair and down my back. I feel myself wanting her desperately but she pulls away, a small smile on her face. We are both slightly breathless and the atmosphere is filled with electric anticipation. ‘I think you are beautiful’ she breathes ‘I knew I wanted you when I saw you in the filing room. I want you to play with yourself again, this time just for me.’ She kisses me again, this time harder.

Her fingers unbutton my blouse and I remove it quickly whilst her lips begin to move from my mouth to my neck. Her soft kisses feel like butterflies caressing my skin and I moan softly. Her mouth quickly moves to my tits and her tongue flickers around my nipples causing me to cry out in pleasure. I feel my pussy begin to throb with desire as she gently sucks and teases at my nipples till I can bear it no longer. I grab her head and lead it down to my hot wet cunt and beg her to make me come. Playfully refusing, she lifts her head and kisses me hard on the mouth again before standing to remove her dress, bra and matching black panties, she leaves her black stockings and stiletto’s on.

Play with yourself whilst I fuck you.’ She instructs whilst removing the tablecloth off her antique trunk and taking out a large vibrator. Obediently I begin to stroke my clit, my pussy is soaking wet and I am so turned on that I quickly build up to a climax. I cry out loudly as she shoves the vibrator hard into my pussy and fucks me roughly as I wank myself to an intense full body orgasm.

Without mercy, she climbs onto the sofa and straddles my face giving me a full view of her wet, pink, hairless pussy. She plays with her firm hard tits as she invites me to pleasure her with my tongue. Greedily I take her pussy in my mouth and gently lick her clit in small circular motions. I grab her firm toned ass and bring her closer to my face whilst I lap gently into the warm pink wetness. It was not what I expected and it felt nice. ‘Harder, Alison!’ She cries out. I lick her pussy harder, I feel her excitement begin to build and she begins to gyrate her hips, moaning loudly. Her pussy is wet with her juices and saliva and I use my fingers to fuck her pussy whilst she grabs her vibrator and rubs it up and down it on my clit at the same time. I lose concentration as I moan in ecstasy and she shifts into 69 position.

She passes me a large dildo and begs me to fuck her hard, I fuck her whilst she licks and fucks me simultaneously with another toy from her collection. As I take her pussy in my mouth again we cry out in unison as we continue to lick, suck and fuck each other until I succumb to an electrifying orgasm. I cannot stop myself from crying out loudly and she shows me no leniency.

Unable to stand it any longer I leap up and push her back onto the Sofa and bury my face deep into her dripping wet pussy, sucking and licking her cunt and fucking her hard with my fingers until I feel her breathing quicken and she begins to cry out. I feel her body shudder as she comes loudly, her soft moans becoming loud cries of elation and she begins to relax. We lie there together on the large brown comfortable sofa naked and out of breath but I am happier then I have felt in a long time. I feel free, like a caged animal that has been released.

I wake in the morning still on the Sofa but covered with a blanket. I’m still naked and take a minute to collect my thoughts. The whole of yesterday seems so surreal and like a dream but I feel like a different person. The house is completely empty and I see my clothes folded neatly on the table next to the computer. There is a small note on the top of them which I pick up to read.

Take the day off sick, I will cover for you. Take a look at my favourite website www.voluptasse.co.uk and get yourself some sex toys and lingerie, orgasms are addictive, the more you have the more you’ll want.

Its time for your new awakening, you know what you have to do!

Lesson Number One – In order to feel sexy, you have to look sexy. Alison you have an amazing body with beautiful curves. Show it off a bit more! Go shopping!

Great night last night, see you soon J

Em xx
To Be Continued….

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Review of The Lick from Rocks Off

Review of the ‘Rocks Off’ The Lick
 
 


The Lick is made from 100% medical grade silicone and is both Phthalate and latex free.

The Lick Vibrator arrived well presented in a sturdy black cardboard box and covered in a plastic sleeve. Once used, it can be easily placed back in the box for discreet storage purposes. When I removed the Lick, my first impression of it was that it looked like a large red cartoon tongue with a small point on the end.

The tough silicone tongue sleeve can be easily removed to reveal a small powerful bullet which I was impressed with. I like the thought that it is two toys in one! Also, if I wasn’t impressed with the tongue sleeve I could simply throw it away and keep the bullet.

Once I switched it on it, the majority of the power emulated through the sharp tip of the tongue which gave a very strong and direct vibration. The toy itself however was actually very quiet and discreet which I was impressed with.

At the tip of the tongue the vibration was incredibly intense and only the lightest touch was required. As I became more sensitive it felt a little too strong so I used the larger and thicker part of it to achieve the desired results. Which probably took less than a minute to be honest! All I can say is WOW!

I can honestly say that I am more impressed with this Toy and will definitely be adding it to my collection. Its cheap, quiet and effective. I like the look of it as it is bright and colourful and I believe with a little more experimentation The Lick will have so much more to reveal!


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Wednesday, 18 April 2012

My first attempts at erotic fiction - Mum, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

My First Attempt at Erotic Fiction..... I hope you like it! Its part of a mini series so keep your eye out for the instalment!

 Alison gets ahead (Part 1)

Chapter One

 Let me introduce myself, my name is Alison Walmsley. I am 27 years old and work in the City. I have long, very unruly brown hair, large blue eyes and I would describe myself as a nice curvy size 14.



I have been told that I am attractive when I make an effort, but tend to cover myself up with plain dark outfits and wear very little make up. I am a career girl, I don’t have time for love or sex. My friends tell me that I am married to my job, perhaps they are right?

I love my job with a passion, I am a trainee Solicitor and work for a large company in Manchester City Centre. I have been there since I was sixteen and gained all my qualifications whilst I was still working. It left no time for a social life but I didn’t care, Law is my passion and I thrive on the pressure. My boss Linda is my best friend, she is also unmarried and lives to work – that’s just the way things are for Solicitors. Any that do marry never stay that way for long! Affairs are rife because we all spend so much time at the office. It’s a den of debauchery as they say! This is a practice I have never indulged in, I prefer to get the job done and keep my integrity intact.

Today I am earlier that normal, although I am not alone. I have been working on a major case and today is the day I will be getting my big promotion. My bosses were impressed with all the hard work that I’ve been putting in and the 17 hour days are about to pay off! The announcement will be made at 11.am and I simply cannot breathe with anticipation. Of course some of the other girls have applied as well but no one has put as much work and effort in as I have. I doubt that they will even be considered against me after all the work I have done. The interview and application process is clearly just a formality.

The morning drags ever so slowly as I wait for the big announcement, Linda and I keep shooting each other knowing looks and the air is heavy with anticipation. I see the usual suspects hanging around the water cooler, Slutty Emma and gang of cronies. She is the biggest slut I have ever seen, I actually caught her sucking our Senior Managers cock in the boardroom the other week and I know that she has also been sleeping with one of the Partners of the company, Linda told me.

I watch them whispering excitedly together and behaving like there is nothing to do. I tut loudly and they look over, Emma whispers something and they all giggle. I was about to shoot them a haughty look when the James, our Senior Partner’s office door opens and they quickly disperse. It was 11.05, time for my big moment!!

His walk to the front of the office seems to take forever as if he was walking in slow motion. He was an extremely good looking man in his late forties, early fifties. His blond hair was short and smart and highlighted his dazzling blue eyes. He was clad in a fitted Armani suit that showed his firm muscular frame. He was flanked by two other Partners and they all looked very serious, every muscle in my body was tense and found myself struggling to breathe.

They walked past my desk without looking at me. ‘Probably didn’t want to give the game away’ I thought. The whole office was deathly quiet as if you would hear a pin drop and every pair of eyes were drawn to the three men who were now at the front of the room. I could feel my excitement building as James cleared his throat and began to speak.

 Firstly, I’d like to thank everyone who applied for the role…’ I couldn’t hear what he was saying I was just waiting for my name. ‘It was a tough decision and very difficult to make…’ he continued looking directly at me, I knew he was going to say my name, I just knew it! ‘but our choice for ………. Is Emma Roberts’. Thanks again to everyone who applied.

 Slutty Emma squealed and jumped up, the whole office began to clap politely. One of the Partners stood with James gave her a knowing look whilst she beamed directly at him. ‘she’s sleeping with him,’ I thought numbly. ‘After all the hard work I have been putting in, she got this promotion by sleeping with someone.’ I smiled and clapped politely with everyone else, but I felt the hot sting of tears begin to prick my eyes. As the hot fat tears began to fall, my face burned with humiliation.

People began to stare, I felt humiliated and embarrassed. I quickly gathered my things together and jumped up. ‘I’m not feeling well, I need to go home.’ I said to Linda and dashed past the three bewildered men and out of the door.


Chapter Two


Its been a week since Emma got promoted, I am devastated. I have been uncomfortably avoided since my very public and embarrassing breakdown and I am working late on another major case. Everyone else seems to have gone home. Another promotion is coming up and I really don’t want to be over looked again. I found myself opening a couple of extra buttons this morning in the hope that I get noticed.


As I enter the filing office I hear a muffled sound from the far corner of the room. Curiously, I creep closer towards the noise and peer through the gap of a high shelf where I can make out two figures. I edge ever closer and see Emma on her knees on the floor. I watch silently, holding my breath so they don’t notice that I am there. She is sucking the Partner’s cock furiously and he was groaning wildly. Frantically he grabs her blonde hair and drags her head forwards and backwards roughly towards him. He closes his eyes and groans loudly, e HHprotesting as she slows her pace and I see her licking and sucking his balls whilst she wanks him simultaneously.


She finally pulls away and lifts her dress quickly over her head. She is wearing nothing but a pair of black stockings and stiletto heels. Her tits are firm and round and her nipples are erect. She sits back onto the desk and parts her legs whilst burying her fingers deep into her pussy, teasing him as she fingers herself and begins to rub her clit in small circles. He stands absolutely naked, rubbing his hand up and down his large hard cock and we both stare at her entranced, she looks beautiful as she fondles and caresses herself. I hear her moan softly as he brings his face to her nipples and runs his tongue gently around them. She begins to rub her pussy harder, begging him to fuck her.


He refuses and pushes her back onto the desk. As she lies flat on her back, he lifts her legs high into the air and buries his face deep into her pussy. ‘Oh fuck!’ she gasps as he laps gently into her hot wetness. I see his head moving faster and faster and her soft moans turn to gasping cries as she reaches her orgasm.


As I watch I feel my hand lift my skirt and snake down to my panties as if it has a life of its own, my breath becomes heavier and I feel myself touching my hot wet clit. As if possessed, I lean against the wall and continue watching them as my other hand slips into my bra and caresses my nipple. I gasp quietly as a pleasurable shock of electric shoots through my body. My legs become weak and I sink lower again the wall as my caresses become faster and harder. My breathing becomes heavier and I gasp silently as the climax begins to quickly build. I shove my hand hard into my mouth to stifle my screams as an intense orgasm courses through my body. I shove my fingers hard into my pussy and fuck myself to make it last longer. As the waves of pleasure begin to diminish I sink further against the wall, out of breath and completely exhausted. My breathing is still heavy but I am unable to move. They still haven’t noticed me there.


Emma stands and the Partner bends her over, he thrusts his large hard cock into her and begins to fuck her roughly from behind. I hear a slight buzzing sound as she rubs a bullet back and forth quickly against her pussy, crying out in pleasure as he roughly pounds her body and fondles her tits. She begins to cry out loudly as she reaches another climax, her knees appear to weaken and he grabs her hair as his movements become more frantic. ‘Fuck!’ he yells as he begins to come, ‘oh fuck!’ he gasps loudly as he comes his body beginning to shudder. His whole body becomes tense and he later relaxes.


I squeeze myself further into the shelf as they dress and get ready to leave, I hope and pray that they don’t discover me watching. I feel embarrassed and ashamed that I didn’t leave earlier. They chat as they dress and I hear Emma giggle softly, they walk past me as they leave completely unaware of my presence…


I wait a few minutes before leaving the room, quickly I dash to my desk. I just want to get out of here and go home. Imagine if they had caught me masturbating whilst they had sex? I have never done anything like that before and I am incredibly embarrassed. With record timing I gather my things and race towards the front door and outside.


As I reach the cool fresh air outside I see Emma at the bottom of the steps smoking a cigarette. She is alone, I put my head down as I walk past her. I can feel my face burning as she stares at me intently. ‘Hi Alison!’ she calls out. ‘Erm Hello…’ I reply meekly as I continue to race past. ‘I know you saw me Alison. You and I need to talktonight.’ She links her arm in mine and steers me towards the pub across the busy road. ‘oh god, oh god oh god!’ I panic as we enter the pub. What on earth is she going to say?

Sunday, 15 April 2012

Back to Blogging

Hmmm been thinking long and hard about this blogging malarkey... Definitely time to pick it up and start again.

I have decided to focus my efforts on giving you a blow by blow account of running an online sex business. The ups, the downs and the very very funny side of the business. You interested?

Come back and read my honest reviews about the products that I sell on the Voluptasse website and let me know what you think, I'm truly interested! Sometimes I'll even let my friends loose on here for a new fresh insight - keep an eye out for Lady Spanky, she is ONE naughty girl! Ha ha!

I'll post erotic fiction, written by myself and you, email your stories to me at voluptasse@virginmedia.com and I'll post my favourites! I'm looking forward to some decent bedside reading ;)

You'll hear from me very soon, first product I am reviewing is The Lick from the fabulous Rocks Off company. It's available from www.voluptasse.co.uk

Take Care everyone!